Total Medals Earned: 49 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,010 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/70 points)
Wtf...?
It's so sad...
Is this a nightmare?
It is over!!!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
First you get the money...
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
We wish for the day when we hear no craa-craas
Dicks out for freedom!
You probably shouldn't announce your plans like that...
You confronted your true self, congrats!
Every little bit helps...
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/270 points)
Start the game
In theaters near you.
Y U NO LEAVE IT LIKE IT IS?
Thank you for waiting.
B
The mos amazing thing ever.
Find the secret in the mario level
Medals Earned: 3/44 (20/500 points)
After "Garden of Earthly delights" by Hieronymus Bosch , Just play the game
After "The Dance" by Henri Matisse, just play the game
too bad, too shame
Check The Erotic Mural made by Munguía back in 2005
you need some points
You need at least 9 points
You need at least 24 points
you need at least 14 points
Win the game with all right answers
You need at least 19 points
Find the three hidden X´s
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
The uh, safety was off there.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/11 (185/370 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 21/21 (500/500 points)
When the cat is away, the mice will play.
You got the kid's knife.
You guide blind people.
You found a rotten finger.
You know your cables and wires.
You help children change their stories.
You discovered a way to the sewers.
You got a car key.
You got an other key.
You fed a rat.
You seem to have a heart for children.
Limbs and fingers are your thing.
You found the Roofer's treasure.
You stole 30K from a Whale Guy.
Clubber's dead, the kid's free and you got something to eat.
You're a goon now – or more precisely you were one.
You're a cold hearted killer.
You're a killer with a heart.
To kill or be killed – that is the question.
I guess you're visually impaired.